SICK SICK BOY
Monday, November 08, 2004
I have come down with a fever an all consuming need to spend time on my couch in front of the T.V. and an general inability to think about any other thing. My hands keep trembling, and my left pointer finger randomly twitches when I get in tense situations. I am dilusional, and see alien life forms closing in around me. If only I had dual machine guns, a plasma grenade, and a state of the art battle suit to save me. The symptoms just keep getting worse. Now I am thinking of rings and hearing what seems to be monks chanting.
I have HALO fever. There is no known cure, but it is rumored that Walmart and Hastings will be carrying a NEW treatment beginning at 12:00am Tuesday November 9th 2004.
According to the official countdown there is no 10hours and 51minutes left. I am beginning to break into a hot sweat. I may take work off as a preemptive measure to make sure the treatment takes hold this evening.
MUST... DESTROY... COVENANT... SAVE... HUMANITY!
posted by ZEUS @ 1:02 PM,
